Hidden Desire Big Boobs Banging Baby 6,5 kg: review

Big Boobs Banging Baby at a glance — here’s what you get

Big Boobs Banging Baby 6.5 kg is a torso masturbator from the Bangers series by the Dutch brand Hidden Desire. It’s a molded upper body without a head, arms, or legs, with two openings that run all the way through and two breasts, and it contains absolutely no electronics. The entire product is one single piece of soft material—there is no motor, no battery, no button, and no charging connector.

The manufacturer specification is short but unambiguous. The total size is given as 58 × 32 × 16 centimeters, i.e., 22.6 × 12.5 × 6.2 inches. The weight is given as 6.5 kilograms. The material is called Realistic-Love Skin and is specified as TPR. Waterproofness is given with a single word, "Waterproof", and a line called "Bodysafe" is answered with "Yes". The color is available in a single version, Light Skin Tone, with the manufacturer’s item number 16929-SKIN. The list price from the manufacturer is 246.99 euros.

This review is exclusively about the item with EAN 8713221820792. That number is checked against the manufacturer’s own product page, where it is in the variant’s barcode field linked to the item number 16929-SKIN. In this market, no shop in our data sells the same EAN.

What a torso masturbator is, and what 6.5 kilograms means

The product class sits between two others. A handheld masturbator weighs a few hundred grams and is held in the hand throughout use. A full-size sex doll has a head, arms, and legs and often an internal skeleton, weighs often over thirty kilograms, and requires both storage space and a plan for how it will be moved. A torso is the in-between: the body’s midsection is molded in one piece, heavy enough to stay in place by its own weight but small enough to fit in a closet.

In this class, the weight is a function, not a side effect. The manufacturer’s own packaging text states it plainly with the words "Sits On Any Surface For Fantastic Hands Free Fucking" — the point of the 6.5 kilos is that the product doesn’t slide away and therefore doesn’t need to be held in place. In practice, that means that the entire weight difference compared to a handheld model is the selling point itself. It also means that the product is bulky in every other respect: it has to be lifted, washed, dried, and stored, and 6.5 kilos of soft rubber is harder to handle than 6.5 kilos in a rigid form.

What can be determined about the dimensions is that 58 centimeters is about half an arm’s length, and that 32 centimeters of width across the hips means the item won’t fit in a standard drawer. The depth of 16 centimeters is the figure that determines how tall the product is when it’s lying down. The manufacturer, however, publishes no packaging dimensions, so the exact size of the box on delivery is not shown in the specification.

Banging Baby or Banging Bitch — same item, four names

The name confusion around this item is worth its own section, because it makes price comparisons unnecessarily difficult. The manufacturer calls the product Big Boobs Banging Bitch 6.5kg. Exactly the same EAN is sold under at least four variants of the name, for example: "Hidden Desire: Bangers, Big Boobs Banging Bitch", "Big Boobs Banging Baby 6,5 kg", "Big Boobs Banging Bitch 6.5kg", and "Hidden Desire Big Boobs Banging Bitch 6.5 Kg Skin". It is also listed under a completely different brand as "ACT Big Boobs Masturabdor Bitch".

So it’s the same item number from the manufacturer, the same barcode, and the same product images. If you search for the name instead of the EAN, you risk missing the cheapest store simply because it spells the product differently. Compare using the number 8713221820792, not the word.

Material: TPR, TPE, and the question the manufacturer doesn’t answer

The material question is the single most important feature of this product, because it determines both how long the item can be kept hygienic and what happens to it over time. There’s also a contradiction in the manufacturer’s own material information that’s worth stating plainly instead of smoothing it over.

TPR or TPE—the manufacturer lists both

On the product page, Hidden Desire lists the material as "Realistic-Love Skin | TPR". In the manufacturer’s own PDF manual for Bangers masturbators, it says instead—in the section about storage—that the product is made of flammable TPE, and that’s why it shouldn’t be placed near open flames or sources of heat. So the manufacturer writes TPR in one place and TPE in another, for the same product series.

The stores are split up in exactly the same way. Two stores list TPR. One store lists "tpe". Two others write in their product text "phthalate-free TPE material". This isn’t five independent assessments—it’s two distributor texts that have spread, and they contradict each other on the same point as the manufacturer’s own two documents.

In practice, the difference between the labels is less dramatic than it sounds. TPE, thermoplastic elastomer, is an umbrella term for an entire family of rubber-like plastics. TPR, thermoplastic rubber, is used in the industry often as a synonym for the same thing or for a subcategory of it. What matters to a buyer is that none of the labels says anything about which softeners are included. Both TPE and TPR can be formulated in many ways, and it is the wording—not the abbreviation—that determines what the material contains.

Phthalate-free? That’s the store’s claim, not the manufacturer’s.

Two stores describe the material as "soft, high-quality phthalate-free TPE material". That sounds reassuring, and it’s also exactly the kind of wording many read as a material declaration. But what can be established is that the manufacturer itself makes no phthalate claim anywhere—either on the product page or in the manual. The only thing the manufacturer writes is the line "Bodysafe: Yes", which isn’t a defined term and doesn’t refer to any standard, any test method, or any substance ban.

Phthalates are a group of softeners used to make plastic flexible. The Swedish Chemicals Agency describes them as substances that can affect the hormone system and reproduction, and several of them are restricted or banned within the EU in a large number of products. Just one product that’s meant to be used against the mucous membrane is the use where the question matters most.

The practical conclusion isn’t that the product would contain phthalates—there’s nothing that shows that. The conclusion is that the claim to the opposite comes from a store text and not from the manufacturer, and that it should be read accordingly. If you want a material where the question doesn’t arise at all, you should buy platinum silicone, which doesn’t need softeners to be soft. No torso masturbator in this price range is made of silicone, for the simple reason that six kilograms of silicone would cost many times more.

Why porosity determines how long the product lasts

TPE and TPR are porous materials. The surface has microscopic cavities, and that means it can never be made completely clean in the same way as a non-porous surface. That is the technical explanation for why the manufacturer’s manual devotes so much space to cleaning, and why it specifies rinsing directly after each use instead of “as needed.”

The consequence for a buyer is concrete. A porous masturbator is a consumable product with a long but finite service life, not a product that lasts for ten years. It should be used by one person, not shared, and it should not be used without a condom if it is shared. It should also be dried completely dry on the inside, because moisture left in the channels is by far the single most common cause of the material starting to smell.

The material also has another quality that the manufacturer mentions: it is flammable. The manual is explicit on that point and states that the product must not come into contact with fire or be placed near heat sources. However, no exact temperature limit is published—unlike what several silicone-product manufacturers state.

Measurements and weight: 58 × 32 × 16 cm — and “almost 7 kg” on the box

The manufacturer states 58 × 32 × 16 centimeters and 6.5 kilograms. All five stores that publish measurements list the same three numbers, which is unusually consistently done in this category. One store breaks them down into separate fields—length 58 cm, width 32 cm, depth 16 cm—which is the clearest presentation of the six stores’ numbers.

However, one deviation exists, and it is the manufacturer’s own. On the packaging, in a black circle: “Almost 7 kg of fuckable tits, pussy & ass!”. Sex and half a kilo are of course almost seven, but it’s marketing rounding up and not a second measurement. Count on 6.5 kilograms, which is the number the manufacturer uses in the specification and in the product name.

What the manufacturer does not publish is at least as interesting. There is no specified insertion depth for either the vaginal or the anal canal, no inner diameter, no material hardness in Shore A, no packaging dimensions, no shipping weight, and no list of what is in the box. None of the six stores fills in the gap either. For a product whose entire function sits in two channels, the absence of channel measurements is the biggest shortcoming in the specification.

Two openings, textured channels, and no electronics

The functional description is short because the product is simple. The manufacturer describes it as a masturbator with an ultrarealistic design and a soft, yielding inner core, and places it in the category "Masturbator > Bodypart". There are two openings: a vaginal one and an anal one. Two shop descriptions explicitly state that the product does not vibrate—there is no motor, no battery compartment, and nothing to turn on.

It’s in itself an attribute worth considering. A product without electronics has nothing that can stop charging, no battery that degrades, and no electronics that can get wet. The only part that wears out is the material itself. That makes the lifespan completely dependent on how the product is cared for, which in turn is the whole reason the manufacturer’s manual is about cleaning and storage and nothing else.

Vaginal and anal channel — and the depth that isn’t published

The manufacturer states that the product has two openings but does not describe the channels in numbers. The shop texts go a little further: One shop describes the surface internally as bumpy, ridged, silky-smooth and smooth at the same time, and sets the firmness to "soft". Another shop indicates the elasticity as "stretchable" and the structure as "realistic". The distributor text talks about "stimulating, structured channels".

What can be established is that the descriptions are qualitative throughout. No source — neither the manufacturer nor any of the six stores — states how deep the channels are. That is a real shortcoming, because the insertion depth is the only specification that determines whether a masturbator suits a particular user. For comparison, Pipedream lists roughly seven inches for the corresponding channel in its Fuck Me Silly 2, which shows that this information is fully possible to publish in this product category.

A line of reasoning that can be made based on the measurements that actually exist is this: with a total depth of 16 centimeters through the body, no channel can be deeper than that measured straight through. It is an upper limit that follows from the geometry, not a claim from the manufacturer, and it should be treated as exactly that. If insertion depth is crucial for you, it is the question you should ask the store before you order.

Which lube works with Big Boobs Banging Baby?

Here, though, the manufacturer is clear. The manual states that a water-based lubricant should always be used, and justifies it by saying that the product has no lubrication of its own. A shop specification states the same thing in its specifications field for recommended lubricant.

The rule has a technical basis that is worth understanding. Silicone-based lubricant should be avoided on soft elastomers because over time it can attack the surface and make it feel sticky or more porous than it already is. Oil-based products—massage oil, coconut oil, body lotion—leave a film that binds dirt and is very difficult to remove from a porous channel. Water-based lubricant, on the other hand, is rinsed away with the same warm soapy water as the rest of the cleaning. The drawback is that water-based lubricant dries in faster and needs to be topped up during use; that is the price for the material to survive.

Include lubricant in the estimate. A product of this size uses significantly more lubricant per session than a handheld sleeve, and the manufacturer does not include a sample in the packaging—at least no such information has been published.

What 6.5 kilograms means when the product is meant to be moved

The manual addresses the weight as a handling problem and makes it unusually straightforward: it points out that the product is heavier than masturbators you’re used to, that you shouldn’t underestimate the weight when it’s moved, and that it must not be dropped—a fall can cause cracks in the surface or damage the material.

That, in practice, means three things. The product should be lifted with two hands and with support under the entire body, not by a chest or a hip, because soft material concentrates all the load to the gripping surface. It should be washed where it can lie down—either a bathtub or a shower tray rather than a sink. And it needs a place to store it where it can lie flat, which is the practical consequence that most buyers underestimate before the package arrives.

Cleaning, powdering, and storage according to the manufacturer’s manual

Hidden Desire publishes a shared PDF manual for the entire Bangers series, with English, German, French, Spanish, and Dutch text. There is no separate manual specifically for the torso models—the general manual is the only manufacturer document available for this item. At the same time, it’s more detailed than most manuals in the category, and it’s worth reading before the first use rather than after.

How the channels are washed according to the manual

The manufacturer recommends cleaning the inner channels after each use. The method is to rinse the channels with warm soapy water and continue rinsing until there is no soap residue left. After that, the channels should be dried properly: the manual states that you should dry or dab them with a clean, dry cloth until no water remains.

The outside is washed with mild shower soap or warm soapy water and dried with a soft, light towel. The instruction about using a light towel isn’t just cosmetic: colored fabrics can release pigment onto light, soft material, and a porous surface absorbs color more easily than a nonporous one.

What makes cleaning the real hurdle with this product category is the combination of three things that are manageable on their own: the channels are fixed in place and cannot be turned outward, the product weighs 6.5 kilograms and needs to be held while it is rinsed, and the material must be completely dry on the inside before it is put away. Count on the fact that each use is followed by a cleaning step that takes several minutes plus air-drying, and that step cannot be skipped without affecting the lifespan.

Renewing powder — the consumable item that isn’t included

The manual recommends that both the inside of the channels and the product’s surface are dusted with "renewing powder" after cleaning and drying. The purpose is for the material to retain its dry, soft surface instead of becoming sticky, which soft elastomers otherwise become when the softener migrates toward the surface over time. The manufacturer describes the effect as the channels becoming like new.

However, there’s no indication that powder is included in the delivery, and the manufacturer does not publish any list of contents for the package at all. The reasonable assumption is to count the powder as a separate cost. Cornstarch is often used as an alternative, but that’s not what the manufacturer writes, and therefore it isn’t taken up as a recommendation here.

Storage: lying down, soft support surface, away from sunlight

The storage instructions are the part of the manual that is most specific, and they have a direct impact on how long the product holds its shape.

• Place it on its back on a soft support surface. The manual explicitly states that position and warns against storing the product in a bent position, as it can damage the skeleton inside.
• Avoid hard and sharp surfaces. The manufacturer warns against dents, damage, and scratches on the surface — soft material takes permanent marks from lying against an edge.
• Avoid direct sunlight. The manual lists both discoloration and breakdown of the surface as consequences.
• Avoid open flames and heat sources. The reason the manufacturer gives is that the material is flammable.

Note the wording about the skeleton. The manual is common to the entire Bangers series, which also includes full-size dolls, and the manufacturer does not specify on the product side whether this particular torso has an internal support skeleton. So the question of internal construction is not answered for this article — but the storage advice applies regardless, because a soft body that lies bent for a long time retains the bend.

"Waterproof" without an IP rating — what the manufacturer’s words actually cover

The manufacturer has a line called "Water resistance" and answers it with "Waterproof". One product description states "waterproof: yes" and another "water-resistant: yes". That’s all the supporting material. No IP rating according to IEC 60529 is stated by any source, and no test depth or test time is published.

The difference versus a product with an IPX7 rating is that there is defined testing behind the word there—submersion of one meter for thirty minutes. Here, there’s only the claim. For a product without electronics, the claim is admittedly less risky than it would be on a vibrator: there’s no circuit that can short-circuit and no charging contact where water can get in. That the product can handle water follows in practice from the fact that it’s a massive piece of elastomer.

The practical advice is therefore not to avoid water, but to avoid heat. Cleaning is done with warm soapy water according to the manual, but the manual simultaneously warns about heat sources and states that the material is flammable. Boiling water, the dishwasher, and a hair dryer on high heat therefore don’t belong here—not because the water is the problem, but because the temperature is. The manufacturer does not publish any exact upper temperature limit.

Big Boobs Banging Baby compared with the alternatives

Three comparisons are relevant: upward within the same series, downward within the same series, and versus the big competing brand in the torso category. All the specifications below come from the respective manufacturer’s own product pages.

Our data does not include a price comparison for this market.

The older sister in the series is called Big Fat Banging Babe and has EAN 8713221841278. The manufacturer’s title states 10 kilos.

There is a striking difference in how well the two items are documented. For Big Fat Banging Babe, the manufacturer publishes neither dimensions, a material line, nor water tolerance—the product page consists of pure sales text without the specification list that Banging Baby actually has. That means that the only hard piece of information that distinguishes the models is the weight, and that a buyer who wants to know how big the larger model is has to look for the answer with the stores instead of with the manufacturer.

A note about that specific weight belongs here. The manufacturer’s headline lists 10 kilos, but the web address for the same product page still ends with 97-kg — the trace of an older weight figure of 9.7 kilos that hasn’t been cleaned up. The shops have kept up with the update and all write 10 kg. It’s a small thing, but it illustrates the same issue as the name mix-up around Banging Baby: EAN is the only identifier in this category that holds up over time.

Compared with Hidden Desire Big Ass Banger Vibrating — half the price

Further down in the lineup is Big Ass Banger Vibrating, EAN 8713221819604 in a light skin tone and 8713221820365 in brown. The manufacturer states the dimensions as 21 × 22.5 × 13 centimeters, the same material — Realistic Love-Skin, TPR — and the same "Waterproof". It’s powered by three AAA batteries that, according to the manufacturer, are not included.

So it’s a significantly smaller product: 21 centimeters long versus 58, and without breasts. On the other hand, it’s the only one of the three Hidden Desire models that actually vibrates, and it costs less than half. If you’re unsure whether the torso format will fit, you can use Big Ass Banger as a cheaper way to find out, with the caveat that the difference between 21 and 58 centimeters is so big that the two won’t provide the same use.

One more thing separates them on the specification level: Big Ass Banger has electronics and therefore a battery compartment listed in the specification, plus three AAA batteries that should be bought separately. Banging Baby has nothing of that. Which one is best depends on whether you want vibration or want to avoid a component that could break.

Our data does not include price comparison details for this market.

The best-known competitor in the torso category is Pipedream’s Fuck Me Silly series. PDX Fuck Me Silly 2 Mega Masturbator (the manufacturer’s item number RD175).

Pipedream publishes partly different details than Hidden Desire, which makes the comparison uneven but also instructive. The material is listed as Fanta Flesh, the manufacturer’s own brand for its elastomer. The weight is listed as "over 12 lbs", just over 5.4 kilos, so it’s lighter than Hidden Desire’s 6.5 kilos despite the higher price. And unlike Hidden Desire, Pipedream also publishes an insertion depth: about seven inches, with the addition that the vaginal and anal openings open into the same channel.

The last detail is the most important one in the entire comparison, and it illustrates how little you know about Banging Baby. It is not clear from any source whether Hidden Desires’s two openings lead to two separate channels or to a single shared channel—neither the manufacturer’s product page, the manual, nor any of the six shops answers the question. Pipedream answers it for its product.

No shop in our data sells it in this market — and it also appears as a duplicate at another retailer.

The item (EAN 8713221820792) is not sold by any shop in our data in this market.

The stock situation is at least as important as the spread. A price shown in a feed from a sold-out shop is rarely the price that applies when the item comes back.

Two observations about the shop data belong here. The first: the same EAN is listed twice, once correctly as Hidden Desire with article number 2008 and once under the brand ACT with article number 21304. So it is the same item being listed twice in the shop’s assortment under the wrong brand. Only the correctly labeled row is in the table above.

The second: the prices in the table are taken from the shops’ own product feeds and may have changed since then. This applies to all price comparisons, but in this category the movement is great—several shops list the item with a regular price and a campaign price below that, which means the lowest posted price can change quickly in both directions. Always check the final price at checkout, and factor in shipping costs: an item weighing 6.5 kilos often ends up in a more expensive shipping bracket than a small toy.

Who is Big Boobs Banging Baby for—and who is it not for?

It fits you if you want a torso-shaped sleeve rather than a handheld sleeve, if you specifically want chest beyond the two openings, and if you see the weight as an advantage because the product then stays in place by itself. It fits you if you want to skip electronics entirely: there’s no battery that can degrade, no charging cable to lose, and no motor that can stop working. It also fits you if you want to enter the category without paying Pipedream’s price — in this market, no shop in our data sells it.

It doesn’t fit you if you need to know exactly what you’re buying before you buy it. Insertion depth, inner diameter, material hardness, whether the channels are separate, what the package contains, and the package dimensions are not published by any source. It doesn’t fit you if you don’t have storage space for an item measuring 58 × 32 × 16 centimeters that must lie flat on a soft surface. It doesn’t fit you if you don’t want to spend several minutes cleaning and drying after each use, because the channels are fixed in place and the material is porous. And it doesn’t fit you if you require a material declaration from the manufacturer—Hidden Desire writes "Bodysafe: Yes" and nothing more, and the phthalate claims circulating come from stores.

One last thing to consider: this product is difficult to return. In the EU and EEA, consumers buying online generally have a 14-day right of withdrawal, starting when the goods are received, but sealed goods that are not suitable for return for health or hygiene reasons are exempt from the right of withdrawal once unsealed. A 6.5-kilo item costs money to ship back; it’s a hygiene item where the right of withdrawal is in practice limited as soon as the seal is broken; and the manufacturer’s own warranty, according to the manual, expressly applies only to unused products. It’s an argument to decide before ordering rather than after.

Warranty, complaints and right of withdrawal

Hidden Desire provides no warranty with a stated duration. No guarantee period in months or years is published either on the product page or in the manual. What the manual states instead is a procedure: inspect the product for defects before first use, and if there’s a defect, contact the store where you bought it, with valid proof of purchase, to request a replacement product or a refund.

Two limitations are stated explicitly in the manual and should be read before purchase. The first is that the warranty only applies to unused products—the manufacturer refers to hygiene rules and consumer safety and states that returns and refunds cannot be offered for used goods. The second is that minor unevennesses of the surface are excluded: the manual states that, due to the manufacturing process, the product may have slight discoloration or marks, and that this does not constitute a defect. The manufacturer also disclaims liability for direct, indirect, incidental, and consequential damage in connection with use or misuse.

The manual also states where the product comes from: it is manufactured in China and imported into the EU by Scala 2.0 BV, Bijsterhuizen 3151, 6604 LV Wijchen in the Netherlands. The importer is the responsible party within the EU for this item, and this is the information you need if a case needs to be pursued beyond the store.

What always applies are your statutory rights, and they are stronger than the manufacturer’s wording. In the EU and EEA, consumers buying online generally have a 14-day right of withdrawal, starting when the goods are received. Under EU rules, sealed goods that are not suitable for return for health or hygiene reasons are exempt from the right of withdrawal once unsealed. In the EU, the seller is liable for defects that exist at delivery and appear within at least 2 years (the legal guarantee). Rules outside the EU differ.