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Silexd Silex-D Dual Density Silicone Dildo 17,6 cm
Platinum silicone at a TPE price
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ExamplesSilexd Silex-D Dual Density Silicone Dildo 17,6 cm
8.9Very good
- Materials and hygiene9.4
- Shape and dimensions8.3
- Mounting and method of use8.5
- Construction and durability8.6
- Price for performance9.6
(9.4 + 8.3 + 8.5 + 8.6 + 9.6) / 5 = 8,88 → 8.9
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