Anal toys: reviews, safety and how the ratings work

How anal toys are assessed

The rating is a weighted average of five criteria with the same weight, on a 0–10 scale with one decimal place. Below 6.0, no product is recommended, regardless of price. In this category, the design weighs the most of all: a product that can’t be removed again gets no rating at all, no matter how good it is otherwise. Ratings can be compared between two anal toys, but never against a product in another category.

Each product is assessed using the same basis: the manufacturer’s published specifications and product manual, comparison against direct competitors in the same price range, and the current price at all shops that sell the item. No manufacturer is allowed to read the text in advance, and no shop can pay for placement. Where the manufacturer does not publish a value, it explicitly states instead of an estimate. The full basis is in that’s how I make the assessment.

Safety, materials, and hygiene

The first thing checked is the shape. An anal product must have a wide base, a ring, or a sturdy handle that makes it impossible to lose—without that, neither material nor measurement values matter. The surface must be completely smooth, with no casting seams that could chafe.

The material requirements are the same as for the rest of the site: medical-grade silicone is non-porous, phthalate-free, and can handle 60-degree water, while soft-formed PVC and jelly rubber have a porous surface that can’t be disinfected. A lot of water-based lubricant is the rule in the category. Products whose declaration only says “body-friendly material” are not included in the test, because the claim can’t be verified.