ToyJoy Get Real Cock With Balls 28cm: review

ToyJoy Get Real Cock With Balls 28cm — in brief — this is what you get

This is a realistic dildo in the simplest and cheapest technical class available: a single massive molded piece of soft-processed PVC, shaped like a penis with a scrotum, with a suction cup in the base and nothing at all that is powered by electricity. No motor, no battery, no app, no modes. The entire product idea lies in the geometry — and in this case, the geometry is extreme.

The specification looks like this according to the manufacturer: total length 28 centimeters, insertable length 23.25 centimeters, material PVC, unit weight 0.9 kilograms, and country of origin China. The model number is 10169 and the packaging measures 35 × 16 × 5 centimeters. The manufacturer’s recommended approximate price is 39.99 euro. In Sweden, the item is sold by seven stores at prices between 328 and 409 SEK, and four of them had it in stock at the price check on September 12, 2026.

This review is exclusively about the variant in light skin tone with EAN 8713221486448, which at the manufacturer has the article number 10169-SKIN. The exact same model is also available in black, and it has its own EAN: 8713221486455. It’s worth keeping track of this, because several stores list both colors under the same heading and because the prices don’t always match between colors.

What can be concluded right away is that this isn’t a beginner product. An insertable length of 23.25 centimeters is more than what most realistic dildos on the Swedish market offer, and the manufacturer makes no effort to claim otherwise — the series is sold in five sizes, and this one is the largest among the PVC models.

What Get Real is, and where the model fits in the lineup

Get Real is a product series under the ToyJoy brand, and ToyJoy in turn is one of the brands owned by the Dutch wholesaler and brand developer SCALA. It’s at SCALA that the official product page is located, and that’s where the specification is published. The series covers everything from double dildos in silicone to penis sleeves, but this model belongs to the series’ simplest branch: solid realistic dildos in PVC.

Within that branch, the model comes in multiple sizes, and the manufacturer’s own product pages make it possible to see how they relate to each other. Model 10167 is 20.5 centimeters total with 15 centimeters insertable and a Ø of 5 centimeters. Model 10168 is 25.5 centimeters total with 21.75 centimeters insertable and an insertable diameter of 6.5 centimeters. Model 10169, i.e. this one, is 28 centimeters total with 23.25 centimeters insertable.

In practice, that means the step between 25.5 and 28 centimeters is mainly a step in length, not in girth — and according to the manufacturer’s specification table, this model is even narrower than the shorter 25.5-centimeter variant. If that’s true, it’s unusual, because realistic product lines almost always grow in both dimensions at the same time. It’s also exactly the point that the manufacturer contradicts itself with, and that contradiction gets its own section further down.

Get Real, 11 Inch Dong, or Dildo PVC 28 cm — why the names differ

Anyone comparing prices between stores runs into at least four different names for the same item, and it’s not the stores’ doing. The manufacturer’s product page labels the model as Dildo PVC 28 cm under the ToyJoy brand and the Get Real series. The manufacturer’s own packaging, shown in the product gallery, instead has the text 11 Inch Dong printed at the very top. Eleven inches is 27.94 centimeters, i.e., the same measurement rounded to the nearest whole inch.

Stores add a third layer. Vuxen, Blush Me, and SexleksakerOutlet sell it as ToyJoy Get Real Cock With Balls 28cm. Vuxenkul calls it Get Real Dildo 11 inch with Balls. Joyland calls it Get Real Dildo 28 cm light. Sexonic has it under two separate headings — ToyJoy Dildo PVC 28 cm Skin and Get Real – Dildo 28 cm With Balls Skin — but both listings publish the same EAN13, 8713221486448, and the same price.

The only thing that holds it together is the barcode. If you search by the name, you get hits for multiple products in the same series; if you search for EAN 8713221486448, you get this one. That’s the simplest piece of advice in the entire text — and the one that saves the most money.

Measurements: 28 centimeters total and 23.25 centimeters insertable

The manufacturer publishes three measurements, which is more than usual in this product category: total length 28 centimeters, insertable length 23.25 centimeters, and insertable diameter. The fact that the difference between total length and insertable length is listed is more important than it sounds, because 4.75 centimeters of the product consists of the balls and the suction-cup base, which should never go anywhere. A store text that only writes “28 cm” therefore describes a product that’s almost five centimeters shorter than the number suggests.

According to the manufacturer, the packaging measures 35 × 16 × 5 centimeters, which says something about what this package looks like when it arrives at home. Joyme, which is one of the stores, instead lists the package dimensions as 60 × 190 × 370 millimeters — that is, 6 × 19 × 37 centimeters. The two pieces of information differ, and the difference is presumably because the store measures its own outer packaging while the manufacturer measures the blister carton. The manufacturer’s information is the one that applies to the product’s own packaging.

Diameter confusion: 5.5 or 6.5 centimeters?

Here’s a bargain that deserves to be clearly stated, because it affects who the product is suitable for more than any other measurement. The manufacturer publishes two different diameter values for the same item, on the same page. The specification table on the product page states an insertion diameter of 5.5 centimeters. The dimension sketch in the product gallery on that exact same page shows Ø 6.5 centimeters, and the same sketch also correctly repeats the total length of 28 centimeters and the insertion length of 23.25 centimeters.

The difference isn’t cosmetic. One centimeter in diameter corresponds to a little over three centimeters in circumference, and within this size range it’s the difference between “large” and “very large.” Expressed in circumference, it’s about 17.3 versus 20.4 centimeters.

The Swedish stores have split up depending on which of the manufacturer’s two details they copied. Vuxen states a maximum diameter of 6.5 centimeters. Blush Me states 6.5 centimeters. SexleksakerOutlet states 6.5 centimeters. Vuxenkul states 6.5 centimeters. Joyland is the only store that states 5.5 centimeters—that is, the only one that follows the manufacturer’s specification table instead of the manufacturer’s image.

What should you make of it? Two things. The first is not to treat any of the numbers as certain: a manufacturer that publishes two values has, in practice, published nothing. The second is to look at the sibling model. The manufacturer states a 6.5-centimeter insertion diameter for the shorter 25.5-centimeter model, which makes the 5.5 value for the longer model seem suspicious—it would mean the series becomes narrower as it gets longer. The dimension sketch’s 6.5 centimeters is therefore the figure that best fits with the rest of the lineup. But that’s reasoning, not a measurement, and what can actually be established is that the manufacturer hasn’t decided.

Weight: 0.9 kilograms according to the manufacturer

The manufacturer states unit weight as 0.9 kilograms, and the variant table on the same page states 903 grams. Joyme, one of the stores, states 978 grams. The difference of 75 grams is likely because the store weighs the product plus packaging, while the manufacturer states unit weight, but the manufacturer’s figure is the one that applies when the two diverge.

Nine hectograms is a lot for a handheld product, and it’s a direct consequence of the material choice. PVC is dense: a solid PVC casting in this volume ends up near one kilogram, while the corresponding volume of silicone or TPE ends up in the same ballpark or slightly higher. For comparison, Pipedream states 1,100 grams for its King Cock 11 inches, and the manufacturer states 1.12 kilograms for ToyJoy Get Real Deluxe Dual Density Thick Dildo TPE 28 cm.

Weight is, by itself, neither good nor bad, but it has two practical consequences that are worth knowing before buying. The first is that a heavy product puts more strain on the suction cup, which matters when mounting it on a vertical surface. The second is that a heavy product puts more strain on a harness, which is one of the reasons why harnesses for realistic dildos in this size class need to be properly designed.

What 23.25 centimeters insertable means in practice

The insertable length is the measurement that determines whether a product is usable or just decoration, and 23.25 centimeters is far above average. What can be established is that the anatomical upper limit varies greatly between individuals, and that for the vast majority it lies below this measurement for vaginal use. For anal use, it’s different, and Vuxenkul also categorizes the product as both a dildo and an anal dildo.

The practical advice that follows from the measurements is simple: the full length isn’t the goal. A product that’s longer than what you use works perfectly well as long as you have control over the depth, and that’s exactly what a grip or a suction-cup mounting provides. What can’t be regulated, on the other hand, is the circumference, and that’s why the diameter tightness from the previous section is the single most important uncertainty in the entire specification.

If you’re unsure whether the size will fit, there’s a cheaper way to find out than by buying this model. The same series is also sold in 20.5 centimeters with 15 centimeters insertable and Ø 5 centimeters, in the same material and with the same design. The manufacturer’s own specifications make it possible to compare them directly, which is unusual within this category.

Material: PVC, and what that means

The manufacturer lists a single material for the entire product: PVC. There’s no ambiguity and no truncation of a longer answer—the specification line reads “Material: PVC” and nothing more. All the shops that publish a material claim follow the manufacturer here: Joyland lists PVC, Vuxenkul lists PVC, Joyme describes the material as PVC, and Blush Me settles for the wording “body-safe material.”

Why plasticizers are the whole question in PVC

Pure polyvinyl chloride is a hard and brittle material. Pipe stems and window profiles are made of PVC. For PVC to become soft and flexible—like a realistic dildo has to be—plasticizers are added, and the plasticizers can make up a significant portion of the weight of the finished product. So it’s not the plastic itself that’s the interesting question, but what has been mixed into it.

Kemikalieinspektionen (the Swedish Chemicals Agency) describes phthalates as the most common group of plasticizers in soft PVC and as substances where several have properties that can affect the endocrine system and reproduction. A number of them are therefore restricted or banned within the EU in different product categories. That is the whole reason why the material declaration weighs more for a PVC product than for almost any other product in this category: silicone needs no plasticizers at all, because the softness comes from the polymer’s own structure, while plasticized PVC, by definition, contains an added substance whose identity determines everything.

Is it phthalate-free? Who says so and why

Here, the answer has to be exact, since the sources say different things. The manufacturer does not publish any phthalate declaration for this article. The product page’s specification table contains no entry about phthalates, BPA, or latex, and the word does not appear in the product text. The only thing the manufacturer publishes in that direction is a symbol on the packaging, labeled “Body-safe,” which is a marketing term with no defined content and not a material declaration.

Two of the shops go further than the manufacturer. Joyland has its own specification line that reads “Phthalate-free: Yes”. Joyme writes in its product text that the product is made in body-safe PVC that is free from phthalates. These are shop details, not manufacturer details, and they should be read as such. When a shop and a manufacturer contradict each other, the manufacturer wins; when the manufacturer is silent and the shop makes the claim, the shop stands alone with the assertion.

That does not mean the shops are wrong. EU legislation restricts several phthalates in consumer products, and an article sold legally within the Union must comply with that. But the difference between “complies with applicable restrictions” and “phthalate-free” is real, and it is the manufacturer that has the information to determine the matter. As long as the manufacturer does not spell it out, what can actually be established is the following: the material is plasticized PVC, the manufacturer does not name any plasticizer, and the only information about phthalates comes from two resellers.

Smooth or porous — the hygiene question

The second material issue is the surface. Silicone is pore-free, which means there are no microscopic cavities in the surface where residues can remain after cleaning. Plasticized PVC does not behave in the same way: the surface is denser than rubber but less stable than silicone, and it changes over time as the plasticizer slowly migrates out of the material. It’s the same phenomenon that causes old plastic products to become sticky on the surface.

The consequence is practical rather than dramatic. A PVC product can be cleaned, but it should be cleaned carefully every time, and it has a shorter reasonable service life than a silicone product. Using a condom on the product is a fully functional solution for anyone who wants to simplify cleaning or share the product between people — and it’s the only recommendation in this text that makes the whole material question less loaded.

It should also be said what the product is not. It is not molded in two densities with a harder core and a softer outer layer, which is what the brand’s own Deluxe Dual Density models do. Joyland states the hardness as “medium,” which is the only stiffness-related information that any of the sources publish — and it comes from a store, not from the manufacturer.

Suction cup, harness, and hands-free — that’s how it’s intended to be used

The construction has three functional parts: the shaft, the scrotum, and the suction cup. The shaft is ribbed and slightly bent; the scrotum sits as a separate piece against the base; and the suction cup is molded as a flat sole at the bottom. The manufacturer’s packaging image marks two properties with symbols, and the suction cup is one of them — the “Suction base” symbol is printed on the blister together with “Body-safe.”

Because the product has no electronics, there’s nothing to set, nothing to charge, and nothing that can stop working. That’s the real advantage of this product category and the reason it still sells: a solid mold has no components that age. The only moving part is the soft base, and it wears down from use rather than from time.

How well does the suction cup hold?

The suction cup’s performance is well documented in the marketing and not documented in the specification. The manufacturer does not publish the suction cup’s diameter or any information about how much it can bear. Blush Me describes it as a powerful suction plug that adheres to all smooth surfaces; Vuxen states the base type as a suction cup; and Vuxenkul lists suction plug as one of the product’s functions — but none of them publish a measurement.

The comparison with the competitor is revealing here. Pipedream publishes the suction cup diameter for King Cock 11 inches: 9.0 centimeters. It’s the only number in the entire comparison that describes how well a product in this category actually sticks in place, and it’s the kind of detail that ToyJoy could publish but doesn’t.

What can generally be said applies to physics rather than the product itself. A suction cup holds by vacuum pressure and requires a completely smooth, airtight, and clean surface—tile, glass, lacquered sheet metal, bathtub flooring. Painted walls, wood surfaces, wallpaper, and porous stone don’t work. The load is also worst when the product is mounted on a vertical surface, because then the entire weight pulls at the edge of the cup instead of straight down. With a 0.9 kilogram product weight, it’s a real load, and it’s reasonable to assume that a vertical mounting is less reliable than a horizontal one.

Does it work with a harness?

Vuxenkul lists strap-on compatibility as one of the features and describes in its product text that the suction-cup base can be used with a strap-on that has a ring intended for dildos with a suction cup. That’s a shop’s claim; the manufacturer doesn’t address strap-on use at all on the product side.

The principle, however, is universal. A flat suction-cup base works in an O-ring strap-on because the base becomes too wide to slide through the ring. What determines whether it works in the specific case is the relationship between the shaft’s thickness at the base and the ring’s inner diameter—and since the manufacturer doesn’t publish the base diameter, it can’t be calculated in advance. Assume that a product in this weight- and length class requires a strap-on with proper straps; 0.9 kilograms on a 23-centimeter lever arm is a completely different load than a short dildo at 200 grams.

What lubricant works with a PVC dildo?

The manufacturer is brief but clear: the product text recommends that it be used together with a water-based lubricant. Joyland publishes the same thing as its own specification line, “Rek. glidmedel: Vattenbaserat”.

The reason is that water-based lubricant is the only one that is chemically neutral in practice against almost all materials in this category. Silicone-based lubricants attack silicone surfaces and should never be used on silicone products—it's less critical on PVC, but since water-based lubricant works just as well, there’s no reason to experiment. Oil-based products, including coconut oil and massage oils, are worse for another reason: they leave a film that’s hard to get rid of and that binds dirt, and they also break down latex condoms if such are used together with the product.

A practical note that follows from the measurements: a product with a 23.25-centimeter insertable length requires more lubricant than a short product, simply because the surface that needs to be lubricated is larger. It’s not a property of just this model, but it’s the most common reason why large dildos are perceived as harder to use than they need to be.

Cleaning, storage, and lifespan

The care issue is where a PVC product differs the most from a silicone product, and it’s also where the manufacturer says the least. The manufacturer publishes no care instructions at all on the product page— no cleaning instructions, no temperature limit, and no storage recommendation. The only care information in the source material comes from the stores.

How do you clean it?

Vuxenkul publishes a care guide in its product text: clean with a toy-cleaning product or with mild soap and water. The store also states in its specification table that the product is water-resistant. It’s a reasonable instruction for a solid cast piece without electronics, and it’s also the only one that exists.

What, however, can’t be said is how the product handles heat, since no temperature limit is published by either the manufacturer or the stores. Without such an indication, boiling, the dishwasher, and soaking in hot water are out of the question—not because it’s proven to be harmful, but because softened PVC generally reacts to heat by releasing plasticizers faster, and because no one has published a limit to stay under. Lukewarm water and mild soap are the cautious—and fully sufficient—approach.

Clean the entire product, not just the shaft. The transition between the shaft and the pouch and the rim around the suction cup are the two places where residue is easiest to leave behind, and they’re also the hardest to see. Let the product air-dry completely before putting it away.

Storage: that’s why PVC should be kept on its own

Softened PVC should be stored with no direct contact with other soft-plastic products. The reason is that plasticizers migrate between materials that sit against each other, and in the worst case that means both products become tacky or discolored where they touched. A fabric bag or its own box fully solves the problem, and none of the stores indicates that any storage bag is included in the delivery.

Also avoid direct sunlight and hot environments over time. It’s the same mechanism as above: heat and UV light speed up the plasticizer leaving the material, and it’s that process that determines how long the product keeps its surface. Expect a PVC product to have a shorter usable lifespan than a silicone product, and that the surface—not the shape—is what sets the limit.

What the manufacturer publishes—and what’s missing

A comparison site can only compare what is provided, and that’s why it’s worth summarizing the documentation situation for this specific item. On the plus side, the manufacturer publishes more measurements than many competitors in the same price range: total length, insertable length, insertable diameter, material, package dimensions, number of units per outer carton, weight per unit, country of origin, model number, EAN per color, and the recommended approximate retail price. That’s ten listed details, which is above the average for a PVC dildo.

On the downside, there are five things that are completely missing. No phthalate or plasticizer declaration, no suction cup diameter, no hardness or Shore information, no care instructions, and no guarantee period. On top of that comes the already described contradiction about the diameter, which means that one of the listed details in practice cannot be used.

The comparison with Pipedream brings it into sharp relief. For King Cock 11 inches, the manufacturer publishes both the suction cup diameter, the product weight in grams, the total width, a downloadable user manual, a declaration of conformity, and a stated one-year warranty. It is a more expensive product, but the difference in documentation is greater than the difference in price — and documentation costs nothing to publish.

The stores fill in the gaps to some extent, but they fill them differently. Joyland provides hardness and a recommendation for lubricant, Vuxenkul provides care advice, water resistance, and silicone compatibility, Joyme provides a package weight. None of them can replace a manufacturer declaration about plasticizers, and that is the piece that is missing the most.

ToyJoy Get Real 28 cm compared with the alternatives

Three comparisons are relevant: against the best-selling competitor in the same material and size, against the brand’s own shorter model, and against the brand’s own more expensive construction in the same length. All the information below comes from the respective manufacturers’ own product pages, and the Swedish prices from the stores’ product feeds on September 12, 2026.

Against Pipedream King Cock 11 inches — same idea, more documentation

Pipedream’s King Cock 11 inches Cock with Balls is the closest equivalent that exists: same material, same basic shape, same suction-cup design, and almost exactly the same measurements. Pipedream lists a total length of 11.3 inches, i.e. 28.7 centimeters, insertable length of 23.2 centimeters, and insertable diameter of 6.3 centimeters. The material is PVC. The product weight is stated as 1,100 grams and the suction cup diameter as 9.0 centimeters.

When placed next to ToyJoy’s 28 centimeters, 23.25 centimeters insertable, and 0.9 kilograms, the differences in geometry are minimal. Seven millimeters in total length and half a millimeter in insertable length are, in practice, the same product. What sets them apart is the weight — King Cock is 200 grams heavier — and that Pipedream actually states how large the suction cup is.

The real difference is on paper, not in the plastic. Pipedream publishes a user manual, a declaration of conformity, and a one-year warranty on the product page. ToyJoy publishes neither. Pipedream’s list price is $74.99 with the campaign price $67.99 in the manufacturer’s own store, while ToyJoy’s suggested retail price is €39.99. So the price ranges are not the same, and that is also where the choice stands: King Cock costs more and shows more, ToyJoy costs less and shows less, and the products themselves are difficult to tell apart based on the specifications.

Mot ToyJoy Get Real Dildo PVC 25,5 cm — shorter but thicker

The brand’s closest size downward is model 10168. The manufacturer states total length as 25.5 centimeters, insertable length as 21.75 centimeters, insertable diameter as 6.5 centimeters, material PVC, and weight per unit as 0.95 kilo. The packaging measures 33 × 16 × 5 centimeters.

The comparison is strange in a way that’s worth noting: the shorter model weighs more than the longer one, 0.95 versus 0.9 kilo, and the manufacturer’s specification table lists it as thicker, 6.5 versus 5.5 centimeters. Those are two pieces of information pointing in the same direction and that support the suspicion that the 5.5 value for the 28-centimeter model is wrong. If the 6.5 centimeters in the dimension sketch is the correct figure for both models, then the difference between them is only 2.5 centimeters in total length and 1.5 centimeters in insertable length.

Practically, that means that someone who hesitates about the size doesn’t need to go down very much to get a noticeably more capable product, and that the difference in money between the two models is small. However, someone who already knows that the girth fits and only wants more length has no reason to choose the shorter one.

Mot ToyJoy Get Real Deluxe Dual Density Thick Dildo TPE 28 cm — double the price

Within the same series, there is a more expensive construction in exactly the same length. Model 11239 with EAN 8713221842183 is stated by the manufacturer to have total length 28 centimeters, insertable length 23 centimeters, insertable diameter 6 centimeters, suction cup yes, and weight per unit 1.12 kilo. The material is TPE, molded in dual density, and the recommended retail price is 79.99 euro—meaning exactly twice as much as the PVC model’s 39.99 euro.

Dual density means the product is molded in two layers: a firmer core that provides stiffness and a softer outer layer that gives way. It’s the construction that’s closest to a real anatomy, and in practice it’s the only technical upgrade you can make within this product category. Otherwise, the dimensions are almost identical to the PVC model’s.

What makes the comparison interesting is that the manufacturer documents the more expensive model better: there’s a row for the suction cup and a row for the product’s external dimensions, 28 × 23 × 6 centimeters. That shows that the lack of information on the PVC model isn’t because the manufacturer lacks routines, but because of what they’ve chosen to fill in for that specific item.

Price range: 328 to 409 SEK at seven stores

Seven Swedish stores sell the item with EAN 8713221486448, and one of them—Sexonic—lists it twice under different headings with the same barcode and the same price. The cheapest in the feed is Vuxenkul at 328 SEK, and the most expensive is Joyme at 409 SEK. That’s 81 SEK, or just under a 25 percent difference, for the same item number and the same color.

The inventory situation changes the picture. Four of the seven stores had the product in stock at the price check on September 12, 2026: Vuxen at 329 SEK as well as Blush Me, SexleksakerOutlet, and Joyland at 349 SEK each. The lowest recorded price, Vuxenkuls 328 SEK, therefore applied to an item that couldn’t be ordered. Counted only for what was actually available at home, the spread is 329 to 349 SEK, that is 20 SEK or six percent— a significantly less dramatic figure than the price range suggests.

Three of the stores also publish a comparison price that is higher than the current one. Joyland states 349 SEK versus the regular 499 SEK. Vuxenkul states 328 SEK versus a specified lowest price in the last thirty days, at 469 SEK. Sexonic states 32,39 euro versus the manufacturer’s suggested retail price of 39,99 euro. It’s worth noting because it says something about where the real price level lies: the manufacturer’s own recommended retail price is 39,99 euro, and all Swedish prices in the feed are below the level in kronor and öre to which any exchange rate that has been in effect during the period would convert it.

The prices in the table above are updated when the stores’ product feeds are updated, but always check the final price at checkout. Within this price range, all stores are below their respective thresholds for free shipping, which means that shipping costs can change the ranking between the four stores that had the item in stock.

Who is it for—and who is it not for?

It’s for you if you already know that you want a large realistic dildo and you prioritize size and shape over material quality. It’s for you who wants to be able to mount the product on a smooth surface for hands-free use, you who want a realistic look with veins, scrotum, and a shaped glans, and you who don’t want to pay for electronics you wouldn’t use anyway. Because the manufacturer lists both total length and insertable length, you know what you’re buying in terms of length, which isn’t obvious in this category.

It’s not for you if you prioritize the material. If you want silicone—pore-free, without softeners, and with a longer lifespan—you should buy something else, and there are plenty of realistic silicone dildos to choose from. It also isn’t for you if you want a manufacturer declaration about phthalates before you buy, since ToyJoy doesn’t publish any. It’s not for the beginner either: 23,25 centimeters insertable and a circumference that the manufacturer itself states in two different ways are the wrong starting point for someone who doesn’t already know what works.

And it’s not for you if you need to know that the suction cup holds for a specific type of mounting, because neither diameter nor load-bearing capacity are published. If you want that information, it’s available from the competitor: Pipedream states 9,0 centimeters for King Cock 11 inches.

One more thing belongs in the decision. This product costs 329 SEK at the cheapest store that had it in stock. The brand’s own dual density model in the same length has a recommended list price that’s twice as high, and the competitor’s King Cock is in a third price tier. If you’re unsure whether the format even works for you, this model is the cheapest way to find out — and the same series is available in 20.5 centimeters if you’d rather start even more cautiously.

Warranty, complaints, and right of withdrawal

ToyJoy does not publish any warranty period for this item on the manufacturer’s product page, and none of the seven Swedish stores state any manufacturer warranty in their product data. That in itself is not remarkable for a product without electronics, but it contrasts with the competitor: Pipedream explicitly states a one-year warranty for the King Cock 11 inches and also publishes both the user manual and the declaration of conformity.

What always applies, though, are your statutory rights, and they are independent of what the manufacturer promises. Under the Swedish Sale of Goods Act (konsumentköplagen), you have three years’ right to complain about defects in the goods. A defect is something that already existed at delivery — a crack in the casting, a suction cup that comes loose from the shaft, a surface that doesn’t match what was promised. Normal wear and tear is not a defect.

In addition, for distance purchases you also have a right of withdrawal for fourteen days under the Distance Contracts Act and Contracts Outside Business Premises (lagen om distansavtal och avtal utanför affärslokaler). Be aware that in practice the right of withdrawal is limited for hygiene items that have been removed from a sealed package — and this product is delivered in a sealed blister pack, which means the exception is likely to apply as soon as the package has been opened. However, the right to complain about defects applies at all times, whether the package has been opened or not. If you have questions about what applies in your case, Konsumentverket (the Swedish Consumer Agency) can guide you via Hallå konsument.