Pipedream Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator #2: review

Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator #2 at a glance — this is what you get

Pipedream Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator #2 is a torso masturbator: a molded lower body and torso in soft thermoplastic material, with breasts, a vaginal and an anal opening, but without a head, arms, legs, or electronics. It belongs to Pipedream’s PDX Extreme line and is sold in Sweden most often under the name Fuck Me Silly 2. At the manufacturer, the item number is RD175, and the EAN sold in Swedish shops — 603912284089 — is printed both in the variant table on the manufacturer’s product page and on the cover sheet of the manufacturer’s own user manual. It is the same item everywhere, regardless of whether the shop calls it Fuck Me Silly 2, Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator #2, or — as the Spanish shop Sexonic does — Extreme Toyz Fuck Me Silly 2 Extra Real Female Torso.

The specification is brief, because there is no technology to specify. The manufacturer’s spec table lists the overall dimensions 60,9 × 39,4 × 23,9 centimeters, the total weight 7,5 kilo, and the material TPE. The marketing name for the material is Fanta Flesh. The product has two openings that, according to the manufacturer, open into one and the same channel of about 17,8 centimeters. The warranty is one year. The delivery consists of a single item: the masturbator itself. In Sweden and the surrounding area, the item is sold by six sex shops at prices between 2 895 and 4 799 SEK, and four of them had it in stock at the time of the price check.

What makes this product interesting to examine is not the technology, but the quality of the information. The manufacturer’s manual contains an instruction that several Swedish shops directly contradict, and three of the shops give three different weights. What can be established is that the person who buys based on the shop text risks ruining the product the first time they clean it. More about that further down.

What is a torso masturbator, and how does it differ from a stroker?

A typical stroker — a Fleshlight or a run egg — is a sleeve-shaped casing of a few hundred grams that you hold in your hand and move back and forth. The movement comes from your arm. A torso masturbator reverses the relationship: the mass is so large that the product stays in place on its own weight, and the movement comes from the hip. The manufacturer lists 7,5 kilo for Fuck Me Silly 2, which is about twenty times the weight of a Fleshlight sleeve, and that’s the whole point of this product category.

The consequences of that amount of weight are far-reaching, and most of them aren’t mentioned in the shop texts. The product can’t be held in your hand during use; you can’t take it with you when traveling; it requires a space where it can lie down, and it requires a space where it can be stored. The manufacturer itself writes that it can be put away under the bed or in the closet, which is a reasonable description of how much space it takes.

The second difference is the material volume. A stroker has a hard outer shell and a soft insert. A torso is massive soft material all the way through—with the exception of what the manufacturer’s care instructions call a foam core, meaning a foam mold inside the cast body that gives the product volume without it having to weigh twenty kilograms. That core is crucial for how the product is to be cared for, and it is the single most important job of all this material.

Fuck Me Silly, Fuck Me Silly 2, or Petite — which is which?

Pipedream has expanded Fuck Me Silly into a whole family, and since Swedish shops often list the name differently, the models get mixed up regularly. Three of them sit close to each other in the lineup.

• Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator (#1, RD174) — the original. A shorter and wider body: 24.1 centimeters long and 34.9 centimeters wide according to the manufacturer’s spec table, and 9.5 kilograms. It has two separate channels according to the same table: 19.1 centimeters vaginally and 15.2 centimeters anally.
• Fuck Me Silly 2 Mega Masturbator (#2, RD175) — the model this text is about. Longer body with torso and breasts, 60.9 centimeters deep, 7.5 kilograms, one single shared channel of about 17.8 centimeters.
• Fuck Me Silly Petite (RD259) — the downsized version. 29 × 29 × 17 centimeters, 5.5 kilograms, material listed as TPR instead of TPE, and only 90 days of warranty instead of the second one’s one year.

So the difference between the first and the second is not that one is an upgrade of the other. The first is heavier and has longer, separate channels. The second has a full torso with breasts, is significantly longer but lighter, and has a shared channel. If you want the longest possible channel, you should—according to the manufacturer’s own figures—buy the first one. If you want a full-body shape with breasts that you can grip, the second one is the only one of the three that gives you that.

Dimensions and weight: 60.9 × 39.4 × 23.9 centimeters and 7.5 kilograms

In the manufacturer’s spec table in the user manual, three dimensions are given: total width 15.5 inches (39.4 centimeters), total height 9.4 inches (23.9 centimeters), and total depth 24.0 inches (60.9 centimeters). The measurements are stated with inches first and centimeters in parentheses, which suggests that the inch values are the original ones and the centimeter values are conversions—24.0 inches are exactly 60.96 centimeters, so the rounding checks out.

In practice, that means a body that’s just over half a meter long and four decimeters wide. Mshop, which is the only shop that publishes the package dimensions, lists the carton as 64 × 40 × 26 centimeters. It sits right outside the manufacturer’s product dimensions, which is indirect support that the figures in the spec table refer to the product and not the packaging.

5.4 kilograms, 6 kilograms, or 7.5 kilograms — which number applies?

There’s a real conflict in the sources here, and it can be worked out if you read carefully.

The manufacturer’s product text says "over 12 lbs. of soft Fanta Flesh", meaning over 12 pounds of soft material. Twelve pounds is 5.44 kilograms. The manufacturer’s spec table in the same manual, however, says Total Weight: 16.6 lbs. (7,5 kg). The two figures don’t contradict each other: the first refers to the amount of Fanta Flesh, the second refers to the total weight of the entire product, including the foam core and everything else. A product made of 5.4 kilograms of outer material and weighing 7.5 kilograms total is completely reasonable.

The shops have pulled different numbers from that material. Blush Me and SexleksakerOutlet both state 5.4 kilograms—so they have translated the marketing text’s material weight and present it as the product weight. Vuxen and Mshop both state 6 kilograms, a figure that doesn’t appear in the manufacturer’s material at all. Mshop also states the shipping weight as 8.1 kilograms in its specification table, which is the product plus the carton, and it matches well with the manufacturer’s 7.5 kilograms.

The conclusion is that 7.5 kilograms is the figure that has manufacturer coverage and that 5.4 kilograms and 6 kilograms are shop figures. Count on a product in the seven-and-a-half-kilo class when you plan where it should be placed and where it should be stored. The difference between 5.4 and 7.5 kilograms sounds marginal on paper, but it’s two kilograms—more than a whole Fuck Me Silly Petite apart.

52 centimeters or 60.9 — the shops and the manufacturer say different things

The same thing is repeated for the length. Blush Me, SexleksakerOutlet, and Vuxen all list "total length 52 cm". The manufacturer’s spec table lists 24.0 inches, i.e. 60.9 centimeters, as the total depth. Almost nine centimeters of difference on a product that’s half a meter long is too much to be dismissed as rounding.

What can be established is that the manufacturer measures three dimensions without naming which one is the body’s length, while the shops give a single dimension and call it total length. The reasonable interpretation is that the shops’ 52 centimeters measures something other than the manufacturer’s 60.9 centimeters—maybe the body without the protruding breasts, maybe the casting material between two other points. The manufacturer doesn’t publish a separate measurement for the body’s length that would be directly comparable to the shops’ figure. Use 60.9 centimeters when you measure up the storage space, and you won’t be surprised; the manufacturer’s figure is the one that should weigh the most, and it’s also the larger one.

The bust measurement is another example. The manufacturer lists 36DD, an American bra size. Vuxen writes 80DD, which is the European equivalent of 36 inches for underbust measurement. So the two figures describe the same thing in different units, and here the shop is actually helpful rather than contradictory.

Material: TPE under the brand name Fanta Flesh

The material question determines how long an intimate product can be used hygienically, and it is the only characteristic that you can’t compensate for with care or habit. The manufacturer’s spectabell lists a single material for Fuck Me Silly 2: TPE. Fanta Flesh is Pipedreams’ registered trademark for its TPE blend, not an in-house material.

What TPE means for hygiene, compared with silicone

TPE stands for thermoplastic elastomer. It’s a soft, rubber-like plastic material that can be melted again and cast, unlike silicone, which cures once and then permanently keeps its shape. The difference in manufacturing creates two differences in use that are worth understanding before you pay just under three thousand kronor.

The first is porosity. Silicone is non-porous: the surface has no microscopic cavities, and therefore a non-porous surface can be cleaned. In practice, TPE is porous to varying degrees. That means residue can remain on the surface even after careful cleaning, and that’s why this product category consistently requires more care than a silicone product does. It also means the product can’t be disinfected by boiling—TPE is thermoplastic and deforms from heat.

The second is the feel, and there the swap goes the other way. In this volume, TPE can be cast significantly softer and more yielding than silicone, and that’s the reason why virtually all torso masturbators on the market are TPE and not silicone. A silicone torso in the same size would be considerably more expensive and stiffer. So choosing TPE isn’t a cost-saving measure but a prerequisite for this product type—but the consequences for hygiene are real and should be factored into the decision.

Is Fuck Me Silly 2 phthalate-free? What the manufacturer actually writes

Phthalates are a group of plasticizers used to make plastic flexible. Kemikalieinspektionen (Swedish Chemicals Agency) describes them as substances that can affect the hormone system and make reproduction more difficult, and several of them are therefore restricted or banned within the EU in a large number of products. The question is always relevant for soft plastic against the skin, and especially for a product with this material volume.

Two Swedish stores answer the question. Adults label the product with "Body-safe & phthalate-free", and Lustly states "Phthalate-free" in its bullet-point list. These are store details, and they should be read as such.

The manufacturer itself says nothing about phthalates—neither on the product page, in the key features, nor in the multilingual user manual. What is listed in the manufacturer’s spec table is the material designation TPE and nothing more. That doesn’t necessarily mean the product contains phthalates; TPE blends normally don’t need phthalate plasticizers in the same way that softened PVC does, because the softness comes from the polymer blend itself. But the absence of a commitment from the person who manufactures the product is, in itself, a result—and it’s a worse message than what you get from a manufacturer that states the declaration. If you want that information confirmed by someone who’s responsible for it, ask the store you’re buying from and have them refer to the manufacturer.

One more detail about the material designation: Lustly lists the material as TPR, not TPE. It’s not pulled out of thin air—the manufacturer’s own manual for the sister model Fuck Me Silly Petite actually states TPR. For RD175, however, the manufacturer states TPE, and then it’s TPE that applies. In the industry, the labels are often used as synonyms, but they’re not identical, and when the manufacturer specifies one, the store shouldn’t write the other.

Foam core inside—the detail that governs everything about maintenance

The most important design detail in the entire product is stated in only one place: in the manufacturer’s care instructions. Fuck Me Silly 2 has a foam core inside the molded body. The manufacturer formulates it like this in the Swedish version of the manual: if you submerge the masturbator completely in water, it will be damaged, because water gets in and makes the foam core wet—and if the foam core becomes wet, it shrinks and becomes much smaller.

This isn’t a precautionary wording. It’s a description of permanent damage that can’t be remedied, and it explains why the care section is so specific about exactly how the product may be cleaned. The foam core is also the explanation for why a product of this size weighs only 7.5 kilograms instead of weighing significantly more: the core provides volume without mass.

The channels: two openings, one tube, about 17.8 centimeters

Fuck Me Silly 2 has a vaginal and an anal opening. The manufacturer is explicit about what’s behind them, and the wording appears both in the product description and in the manual: both openings lead into the same channel, which is about 7 inches long, i.e. about 17.8 centimeters. The manual repeats the same thing in the care section—the two holes are connected, so rinsing through one cleans the entire channel.

This is the individual specification where a Swedish retailer most clearly contradicts the manufacturer. Lustly writes that the product "offers two separate entryways" and that "both channels have varying structure and provide different types of stimulation." According to the manufacturer, there are not two channels with different structure. When a shop and a manufacturer contradict each other at this level, the manufacturer wins—and the deviation is worth knowing before you pay for a feature that doesn’t exist.

Comparing it with the sibling model makes the picture clearer. The manufacturer’s spec chart for Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator #1 lists two separate channel lengths: vaginal channel 19,1 centimeters and anal channel 15,2 centimeters. So there are two measurements to provide, because there are two channels to measure. For the second one, a single measurement is provided. It’s an internally consistent pattern in the manufacturer’s own material and further strengthens the information.

How deep does it go, and who is it for?

17,8 centimeters is a useful measurement to calculate with, because it sets an upper limit regardless of how the product is held. It’s longer than the anal channel in model #1 (15,2 centimeters) but shorter than its vaginal channel (19,1 centimeters). For the vast majority, there’s enough margin; for the person on the upper end of the length scale, the channel becomes limiting rather than the product’s outer dimensions.

The manufacturer describes the channel walls as extremely tight and stretchy, and adds a note that stores in Sweden have actually translated correctly: the channels aren’t very wide at first, but the elasticity increases after a few uses. In practice, that means the product feels different in week three than in week one, and an early assessment of the fit can be wrong in both directions. The manufacturer does not publish any measurement of the channel’s diameter, either when it’s new or after it’s been broken in.

Positions, stability, and where it can lie

7,5 kilo and a footprint of roughly 61 × 39 centimeters means the product stands steadily on virtually any surface without needing to be held in place. That’s the practical advantage that motivates the entire product category. The shape is symmetrical around the length axis, which makes it work both when lying on your back and when flipped over.

Two practical limitations are worth mentioning because they don’t appear in any store text. The first is that a soft TPE product weighing 7,5 kilo has no internal frame in addition to the foam core—it conforms and changes shape based on the surface, which is desirable but also means it can’t be propped up against anything. The second is that the TPE surface has a tendency to become sticky, which is why both Lustly and experienced users recommend care powders. More on that below.

Cleaning: the product’s hardest and most important part

The cleaning of Fuck Me Silly 2 is not complicated, but it is precise, and the manufacturer’s instructions contain two prohibitions that either two Swedish shops omit or contradict. This section is the only one in the entire walkthrough that can determine whether the product lasts for one year or five.

Can Fuck Me Silly 2 be submerged in water?

No. The manufacturer’s care instructions are unambiguous and are stated verbatim in the Swedish part of the user manual: do not run water through the opening on the back, and do not fully submerge the masturbator in water. The reason is the foam core, which permanently shrinks if it becomes wet. Cleaning should be done by running water in and out through the vagina and anus—and since the two openings are connected, it is enough to run water through just one.

Two shops describe this in a way that does not match the manufacturer’s instructions, and it is the most serious deviation in the entire material:

• Mshop lists “Waterproof” as one of four highlights at the top of the product page. The product is not waterproof according to the manufacturer; it suffers permanent damage from submersion.
• Lustly writes “Water-resistant and easy to clean” in its bullet list. The wording is milder, but it points in the same direction.
• Blush Me and SexleksakerOutlet state that both passages are connected to the outlet opening on the back and that this opening can be used to flush them through with water. The manufacturer expressly forbids exactly that: do not run water through the opening on the back.

So, four out of six shops describe the cleaning in a way that deviates from the manufacturer’s instructions, and three of them in a way that can damage the product. Follow the manual: flush through one of the openings on the front, never through the back opening, and never submerge the product. A folded towel support that tilts the product so the water runs out in the right direction makes the job easier.

Medical pads, lubricants, and drying

The manufacturer specifies an antibacterial cleaning agent and warm water for cleaning, and recommends a water-based lubricant—the manual names Pipedream’s own Moist as an example. Water-based is the only relevant option: silicone-based and oil-based lubricants break down soft molded materials over time and make the surface sticky or porous.

However, the care label does not mention the manufacturer at all, either on the product page or in the manual. It is Lustly that brings it up: the store recommends water-based lubricant as well as care dust pads to preserve the material and extend the product’s service life. It’s a store claim, but it aligns with how TPE behaves—the powdering prevents the surface from becoming sticky when it dries. Lustly also writes about “included cleaning agent.” The manufacturer’s shipping contents consist of exactly one item: (1) Fuck Me Silly 2 Mega Masturbator. Count on needing to buy both the cleaning agent, the lubricant, and possibly the powder separately.

Drying is at least as important as rinsing and is not mentioned in the manufacturer’s product-specific text. The channel should dry properly before the product is put away, otherwise you’ll get the same problem as with any damp cavity. The manufacturer’s general storage advice is to store the product cool and dry and to avoid extreme temperatures and harsh chemicals—and for a thermoplastic material, the temperature warning is literal, because TPE softens and deforms with heat.

The contradiction in the manufacturer’s own manual.

A note about the documentation belongs here, because it can confuse the person reading the manual after the purchase. The RD175 user manual consists of two parts: a product-specific spec and care page in English, and a generic safety section that has been translated into seventeen languages. The generic section is clearly templated and written for Pipedream’s entire range: it urges you to regularly check the “product and battery” and to clean with a soft, dry cloth without water or chemical cleaning agents.

Fuck Me Silly 2 has no battery, and the product-specific text on the opposite side of the same page says the opposite—that cleaning is done with antibacterial cleaning agent and warm water. So it’s a template that hasn’t been tailored to the item, not another version of the product. Follow the product-specific text—that one talks about the foam core—and ignore the template’s dry cloth. That a manufacturer sends out contradictory instructions within the same document is, by itself, an assessment of the quality of the documentation—and it’s worth knowing about.

When the stores contradict the manufacturer—a compilation

Six stores sell the item, and all six product pages have been reviewed. Here are the deviations compiled, with the manufacturer’s information first:

• Weight. Manufacturer: 7.5 kg total, of which over 5.4 kg is Fanta Flesh. Blush Me and SexleksakerOutlet: 5.4 kg. Vuxen and Mshop: 6 kg.
• Length. Manufacturer: 60.9 cm total depth. Blush Me, SexleksakerOutlet, and Vuxen: 52 cm total length.
• Water resistance. The manufacturer: may not be immersed, may not be rinsed through the rear opening. Mshop: "Waterproof". Lustly: "Water-resistant". Blush Me and SexleksakerOutlet: rinse through the outlet hole on the back.
• Channels. The manufacturer: one shared channel, about 17.8 cm. Lustly: two separate channels with different texture.
• Material. The manufacturer: TPE. Lustly: TPR.
• Phthalates. The manufacturer: no information provided. Vuxen and Lustly: phthalate-free.
• Package contents. The manufacturer: only the masturbator. Lustly: included cleaning agent.

There are unusually many deviations for a product without electronics, and the explanation is probably simple: the product has been sold for more than a decade, the shop texts are secondhand translations of older wholesale texts, and the manufacturer’s spectabell and multilingual manual are from significantly later. That’s also why this review places so much emphasis on pointing out what comes from where.

Fuck Me Silly 2 compared with the alternatives

Three comparisons are relevant: versus the smaller sister model, versus the original in the same series, and versus the product class it replaces. All the technical details below come from Pipedream’s own spectabeller, and all the prices come from the shops’ product feeds on July 29, 2026.

Versus Fuck Me Silly Petite — 1,046 SEK less for the half-size format

Fuck Me Silly Petite (RD259) costs from 1,849 SEK, meaning it’s 1,046 SEK less than the other one at its cheapest. Petite measures 29 × 29 × 17 centimeters and weighs 5.5 kilograms according to the manufacturer’s spectabell. The material is listed as TPR, and the warranty is 90 days instead of one year.

The difference isn’t a downscaled version of the same product but a different product. In practice, Petite is a hip-and-buttock section: it completely lacks a torso and breasts, and it’s barely half as long as the other one. What you get in return is two kilograms less to carry, a product that fits in a drawer instead of under the bed, and a price that’s a bit more than one-third lower.

What you lose is the entire full-body impression, which is the main selling point of the other one, and three-quarters of the warranty period. Ninety days is short for a product in this price range, and it’s a striking downgrade compared with the other one’s one year. If it’s the shape and grip surfaces you want, the price difference is justified. If you only want the channel, you can get the cheaper one in other ways.

Versus Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator #1 — heavier, shorter, longer channels

The original (RD174) costs from 3,899 SEK at Mshop, meaning it’s 1,004 SEK more than the other one at its cheapest. Even though it’s the older model, it’s the more expensive of the two in Sweden, and that’s explained by the weight: the manufacturer lists 20.9 lbs, i.e. 9.5 kilograms, versus the other one’s 7.5 kilograms.

In terms of shape, the two products are different. One measures 24.1 centimeters in length and 34.9 centimeters in width — a compact, wide body without a torso. Two is 60.9 centimeters deep and has the entire upper body with it. However, what matters in the specification are the channels: one has, according to the manufacturer, two separate channels of 19.1 and 15.2 centimeters respectively, while two has a shared channel of about 17.8 centimeters.

That gives a clear decision rule. If you want two different channels that feel different, and the longer channel of the two models, you should buy one — and pay a thousand kronor more and carry two kilos more. If you want a body with a torso and breasts to grip, and a product that is marginally easier to move, then two is the right choice. The material, the foam core, the care instructions, and the warranty are identical on both.

Against a regular handheld stroker — what the seven kilos get you

The third comparison is the most important for someone who has never owned a torso. A handheld stroker costs a fraction of 2,895 SEK, weighs a few hundred grams, dries in a quarter of an hour, fits in a drawer, and can be rinsed under the tap without risk. Fuck Me Silly 2 can’t do any of that.

What it can do instead is to stay still. The entire difference in the experience between the two product categories comes down to who moves, and that difference can’t be bought for less — there’s no shortcut to 7.5 kilos of counter-mass. If you want that experience, a torso is the only way to get there. If you’re unsure whether you want it, a stroker is a substantially cheaper way to find out roughly what the channel provides before you buy seven kilos of TPE that will be stored, powdered, and rinsed for the rest of its service life.

Price range: 2,895 to 4,799 SEK, and four stores with stock

Six stores sell the item with EAN 603912284089. Cheapest are Blush Me and SexleksakerOutlet at 2,895 SEK each; most expensive is the Spanish Sexonic at 4,799 SEK. That’s a 1,904 SEK or 66 percent difference for the exact same item number and the same packaging.

The stock situation is unusually good for a product this size. Four of the six stores had it in stock at the price check: Blush Me and SexleksakerOutlet at 2,895 SEK, Vuxen at 2,995 SEK, and Mshop at 3,279 SEK. Lustly listed it at the same 2,895 SEK but was sold out, and Sexonic was not available either. The difference between the cheapest and most expensive available store is therefore 384 SEK, not 1,904.

Two things to keep in mind in addition to the list price. The first is shipping. A package of 8.1 kilograms according to Mshop’s own shipping weight ends up above the free-shipping threshold at several stores, but not all, and for bulky goods, an additional charge may apply. The second is that the stores show heavily discounted prices compared to the regular price—3 995 SEK is the recommended price at both Blush Me, SexleksakerOutlet, and Vuxen—and that campaign prices can rise again. The price in the table above is updated when the stores’ product flows are updated, but always check the final price at checkout.

A comment about Sexonic. The shop is Spanish and sells the item under the brand name Extreme Toyz and prices it in euros; the Swedish-crown amount in the table is a conversion from the product flow. The EAN13 number on their product page is the same 603912284089, so it is the same item—but in case of an error or a return, it involves cross-border return shipping for an eight-kilogram package. It’s a real cost risk that the list price doesn’t show, and it argues for buying from Sweden when the difference still goes in the wrong direction.

Who is Fuck Me Silly 2 suited for—and who isn’t it for?

It’s for you if you want a product that stays in place due to its own weight, and if you want the full-body shape with torso and breasts rather than just a single channel. It’s for you if you have storage space for a body that’s just over six decimeters and seven and a half kilos, and you’re willing to spend ten minutes on care after every use. It’s for you if you want that experience from an established brand with a published spectabell and a manual in Swedish—which is more than most competitors in this product category offer.

It’s not for you if you want to be able to rinse the product off under the tap or take it into the shower; the foam core makes submersion a permanent damage. It’s not for you if you want a non-porous material that can be properly disinfected—there silicone is superior, and there are no silicone torsos in this price range. It’s not for you if you lack a discreet place to store it, and not for you if you want to be able to take the product anywhere. And it’s not for you if you want two channels that feel different: it has one.

One last thing belongs in the decision. This is a product without moving parts, without electronics, and without spare parts. Once the TPE surface has become sticky, cracked, or discolored, there is no part to replace—then the product is used up, and seven kilos of TPE must be discarded. So the lifespan is determined entirely by how carefully it’s cared for, and that’s exactly why the care section in this review is longer than the specifications section.

Warranty, complaints, and right of withdrawal

Pipedream provides a one-year warranty. The manufacturer’s spec table states “1-Year Limited Warranty,” and the warranty page clarifies the terms: all products in the PDX Brands range are covered by a one-year warranty against mechanical defects, counted from the date of purchase.

Read that wording once more before you count on the warranty. Fuck Me Silly 2 has no mechanical parts—it is a cast piece of TPE with a foam core. A warranty that covers mechanical defects therefore has limited practical meaning for this particular item, and the damage that actually occurs in real life—cracks in the material, sticky surface, shrunk foam core after improper cleaning—is likely outside of that. The manufacturer also requires that the product be registered before a case can be opened, and that you can show a receipt from an authorized retailer within the warranty period.

What does always apply, on the other hand, is your statutory rights, and in this case they are stronger than the manufacturer’s promise. Under the Consumer Sale of Goods Act (konsumentköplagen), you have three years to complain for defects in the item, regardless of what the manufacturer promises and regardless of whether the defect is mechanical or not. It is the store you bought from that is responsible for that, not Pipedream. For distance purchases, you also have a right of withdrawal within fourteen days under the Act on distance contracts and contracts outside business premises.

Be aware that in practice the right of withdrawal is limited for hygiene products that have been removed from a sealed package—this applies very much to a product of this kind. The right to complain about defects, however, always applies—even with an opened package. If you have questions about what applies in your case, Konsumentverket provides guidance via Hallå konsument.