Satisfyer Sexy Secret Panty Vibrator with App: review

Satisfyer Sexy Secret at a glance — here’s what you get

Satisfyer Sexy Secret Panty Vibrator with App is a panty vibrator: a small, curved clitoral vibrator that is clipped to the edge of the panties with a magnetic clip and then stays in place under your clothes. It has no remote control in the package. Instead, it is controlled either with the single button on the product or via Bluetooth from your mobile phone using the manufacturer’s free app Satisfyer Connect — which also means someone else can take control from another room or another city.

The specification looks like this: 85.7 millimeters long, 39 millimeters wide, 29 millimeters high, and weighs 40.3 grams. The surface is silicone, the frame is ABS plastic. The enclosure rating is IPX7. The battery is a lithium-ion battery of 120 milliampere-hours and 3.7 volts, which according to the manufacturer’s own quick guide gives approximately 60 minutes of use and takes about three hours to charge via the magnetic USB cable included. The warranty period is 15 years. In Sweden, the item is sold by nine stores at prices between 359 and 729 SEK, and eight of them had it in stock at the price check.

This review is exclusively about the red, app-controlled item with EAN 4061504003351, which Satisfyer themselves call Sexy Secret Connect App and which Swedish retail sells under the name Sexy Secret Panty Vibrator with App. The manufacturer code in the quick guide is 4003351, meaning the same number without the GS1 prefix. Check the number before you pay, because there’s a trap here: Satisfyer also sells a purple, battery-powered Sexy Secret with EAN 4061504083964. It measures 92 × 37 × 35 millimeters, is powered by a CR2 battery, and has neither an app nor a rechargeable battery. The name on the packaging is almost the same; the product isn’t.

What is a panty vibrator, and how is it different from a regular vibrator?

A panty vibrator — the English term is panty vibrator or wearable vibrator — is designed to stay in place without being held. That’s the whole point and also the whole construction problem. A handheld product can be heavy, thick, and as form-fitting as you like, because the hand holds it in place. A wearable product instead has to be thin enough not to show through fabric, light enough not to pull down the garment, and shaped so that it stays put when the body moves.

Sexy Secret solves it in two ways. The first is the shape: the product is bent like a comma, with the wide, rounded part toward the clitoris and the tapering section pointing upward. The manufacturer describes the ergonomic shape as adapted to the body’s contours and intended to be placed directly on the clitoris. The second is the attachment: a separate, rounded magnet plate that sits on the outside of the fabric and keeps the product in place through the underwear. No clamp bites into the fabric, and no strap goes around the hips. What holds it is the magnetic force between the two parts.

The difference versus a handheld clitoral stimulator is therefore not primarily the technology — it’s a standard vibration motor and there’s no air pressure here — but that you don’t control the pressure. On a handheld product, you’re constantly adjusting how hard it’s pressed against the body, and that affects the experience at least as much as any position you chose. On a panty vibrator, the pressure is determined by how tightly the garment fits. That’s the single most important thing to understand before you buy this product category.

Sexy Secret, Little Secret, or Top Secret — which Satisfyer is which?

Satisfyer sells several products with the word Secret in the name; they sit side by side in Swedish stores and get mixed up constantly. Four of them are so close to each other that it’s worth keeping them apart. Here’s how the manufacturer’s own specifications distinguish them.

• Sexy Secret Connect App (EAN 4061504003351) — the model this text is about. Red, 85.7 × 39 × 29 millimeters, 40.3 grams, clitoral stimulation, magnetic clamp, app control, no remote control included in the package.
• Little Secret Connect App (EAN 4061504003344) — black, exactly the same length and width, but 30.4 millimeters high and 53.5 grams. Same clitoral placement and the same magnet solution, but here a separate remote control is included in addition to the app. Sold from 412 SEK.
• Top Secret Connect App (EAN 4061504003382) — a completely different product despite the name. 110 × 88.5 × 43.5 millimeters, 78.37 grams, and the manufacturer states the stimulation as vaginal, not clitoral. It’s a portable model with an insertable part. Sold from 394 SEK.
• Sexy Secret Battery Powered (EAN 4061504083964) — purple, 92 × 37 × 35 millimeters, powered by a CR2 battery and has no app.

The conclusion is uncomfortable, but worth saying straight out: the cheapest way to get Satisfyer’s app-controlled panty vibrator is Sexy Secret, but anyone who wants a physical remote control has to pay more and buy Little Secret. The only accessory that Satisfyer lists as included with Sexy Secret is the magnetic USB charging cable — no remote control, no storage pouch, and no lubricant sample is mentioned.

The model also has an award history that the manufacturer highlights in the product gallery: CES Innovation Awards 2021 Honoree, CES TWICE Picks Awards Winner for the Satisfyer app, reddot winner 2021, and Good Design Award Winner. These are design awards, not performance tests — they say something about the design and the concept, nothing about runtime or noise level.

Material and build quality: silicone on the outside, ABS plastic on the inside

The material question is the only property of an intimate product that neither habit nor care can compensate for, and it determines whether the product will still be hygienic after five years. Satisfyer specifies two materials for Sexy Secret: silicone and ABS plastic. It’s the same material combination as in Little Secret and Top Secret, and it’s the combination that dominates the entire brand’s range.

What “skin-friendly silicone” means in practice

Silicone is a non-porous material. A non-porous surface can be cleaned because there are no microscopic cavities where residues can remain. It’s the single most important property of a material that’s meant to sit against the mucous membrane, and that’s why the materials declaration weighs more heavily than almost every other line in a specification. The manufacturer describes the surface as high-quality, super-soft silicone and states that it transmits the vibrations throughout the entire product.

However, having the specification state both silicone and ABS plastic is not the same as the entire product being made of silicone. The manufacturer’s own functional graphic points out the smooth surface of body-friendly silicone as a property of the casing, and where the silicone ends, the hard plastic takes over — typically in the button, the inner frame, and the magnet plate. It’s the same construction as in the broader mid-range, and it isn’t a problem in itself, because ABS plastic is hard and therefore also non-porous. What you should look for instead is the seam between the two materials, because that’s where dirt collects on a product that sits against the body for hours.

A practical consequence of the silicone surface already belongs here. The manufacturer explicitly writes that a few drops of lubricant make the surface feel more pleasant against the skin. It should be a water-based lubricant. Silicone-based lubricant breaks down the silicone surface over time and makes it porous, and a porous surface can no longer be cleaned properly — only replaced.

Phthalates, BPA, and what the manufacturer doesn’t spell out

Phthalates are a group of plasticizers used to make plastic — above all soft PVC — flexible. Kemikalieinspektionen describes them as substances that can affect the hormone system and make reproduction harder, and several of them are therefore restricted or prohibited within the EU in a large number of products. The category of intimate products is subject to ongoing oversight in part because it contains soft plastic in contact with the skin.

Here there is a real difference from the competition that is worth noting. Satisfyer does not state on the Swedish product page for Sexy Secret that the material is free from phthalates, BPA, or latex. The page lists the materials and calls the silicone skin-friendly, but it does not make any explicit commitment about softeners. We-Vibe, on the other hand, does so for Moxie+, where the specification word for word states body-friendly silicone free from phthalates and BPA and made without latex.

That does not mean that Sexy Secret contains phthalates—silicone does not require phthalate softeners to be soft, because the softness comes from the polymer’s own structure, and the manufacturer states compliance with the RoHS Directive 2011/65/EU in the quick guide. But the difference between an explicit declaration and an absence is relevant for someone who is allergic to latex or who consciously chooses to avoid BPA, and it is worth knowing before you compare two product sheets that look the same at a quick glance.

Dimensions and weight: 85.7 × 39 × 29 millimeters and 40.3 grams

Dimensions are what determine whether a panty vibrator works, and Satisfyer publishes them exactly: the length is 85.7 millimeters, the width is 39 millimeters, and the height is 29 millimeters. The weight is given as 40.3 grams. That makes Sexy Secret the lightest of the three app-controlled Satisfyer models compared here—Little Secret weighs 53.5 grams and Top Secret 78.37 grams, which is 33 and 94 percent more, respectively. Under a pair of jeans, you don’t notice the difference in the garment’s weight, but you notice it in how much the product wants to glide downward when the body moves.

The height is the number you should look at. 29 millimeters is the thickness that has to fit between the body and the fabric, and it is measured including the rounded part where the magnetic clip sits. Compare it with We-Vibe Moxie+, which measures 85 × 23 × 27 millimeters: almost exactly the same length and two millimeters lower, but 16 millimeters narrower. So Sexy Secret is 70 percent wider than the competitor—39 millimeters versus 23—and that difference is what determines how much the product spreads out to the sides under a thin garment.

The shape is asymmetrical and curved, with a wide, rounded plate at one end and a tapering tail at the other. The manufacturer’s own product image shows how the separate magnetic plate is lifted off from the top side: the round disk is the fastening, and it should sit on the outside of the fabric while the product sits on the inside. Further down on the same page there is the charging contact, which, according to the manufacturer’s functional graphic, consists of two poles in the silicone surface—no socket, no plug, and no opening in the housing.

A button on the product and the rest in the app

The interface on the Satisfyer Sexy Secret is as simple as it can be. The manufacturer’s own functional graphic highlights a single button on the product’s side and describes it as the button that controls the vibrations. There is no display, no row of LEDs that counts modes, and no separate plus and minus buttons. Everything besides that button is done in the app.

It’s a deliberate design choice, and it has both an advantage and a price. The advantage is obvious: one button can be found through fabric without looking, and it’s a prerequisite for a product that is meant to be worn under clothes. The price is that anyone who doesn’t want to install an app gets a much narrower product name than the price tag suggests. The manufacturer does, of course, explicitly state that the product can also be used without an app, and that the preinstalled programs can be edited—but the editing is done in the app, not on the button.

What Satisfyer Connect actually does

Satisfyer Connect is free and is available for iOS and Android. The manufacturer’s own page about the app lists four functions, and they’re more specific than the marketing usually is in this category.

• Remote control — the phone or an Apple Watch controls the product over Bluetooth or over the internet. The latter is what makes remote control possible, and the manufacturer explicitly mentions control in a video chat.
• Vibration playlist — the vibrations follow the rhythm of a playlist on Spotify or another streaming service.
• Ambient vibrations — the phone’s microphone converts ambient sounds into vibrations.
• Vibration designs — you draw your own vibration patterns and can share them with other users.

What can be established purely from a technical perspective is that the radio part is standard Bluetooth. The quick guide states the radio frequency 2402–2480 MHz and the output power +6 dBm, and the product is certified as complying with the Radio Equipment Directive 2014/53/EU. The 2402–2480 MHz band is the same 2.4-gigahertz band that WiFi, cordless headphones, and microwave ovens operate in, and +6 dBm corresponds to about four milliwatts of output power. In practice, that means a short range in direct mode—Bluetooth control is made for the same room. If you want to control the product over longer distances, the traffic goes over the internet via the app, not directly between the phones.

A remark from the manufacturer’s own review list belongs here, because it’s published on the same page as the specification. Sexy Secret has 46 reviews with an average rating of 4.0 out of 5 on Satisfyer’s own site. Among the ten most recently published reviews, one describes the app connection as something that drops relatively often, and another describes the magnet as weaker than expected during movement. It’s not a measurement and it’s not representative of all 46—but it’s the manufacturer’s own published customer feedback, and it points to the same two things that the specification doesn’t answer.

How many vibration programs does the Satisfyer Sexy Secret have?

That’s the most common question about the model, and the answer has to be honest: Satisfyer does not publish any number of vibration programs for the Sexy Secret, either on the product page or in the quick guide. What the manufacturer states is that the product has editable pre-installed programs and that the app provides an endless variety of programs. A specific number—twelve, fifteen, or some other figure—does not appear in the manufacturer’s materials. Websites and store texts that state an exact number either do their own count or use a value without a source.

In this case, the absence of a number is less serious than it looks, and it’s worth explaining why. On a product without an app, the number of programs is the product itself: if it has eleven modes, then those are the eleven modes you ever get. On a product where the app has a pattern designer, the pre-installed programs are only a starting point, because you can draw your own. The comparison to We-Vibe Moxie+, which lists ten modes, therefore becomes misleading if you only count: Moxie’s ten are ten locked patterns in the product, and both products also have app control on top of that.

The magnetic clamp: how it sits, and when it doesn’t

The attachment is a separate, rounded magnetic plate that rests against the outside of the fabric while the product rests against the skin. The manufacturer describes the function plainly: with the practical magnet, you discreetly attach the Sexy Secret to the waistband. The construction has three consequences worth considering before you buy.

The first is that the grip depends on the fabric. A thin cotton fabric lets the magnets come close to each other; a thick or padded garment increases the distance and thereby quickly reduces the strength, because magnetic force drops off strongly with distance. The second is that the magnetic plate is a loose component. It can be lost, and Satisfyer’s warranty does not cover lost parts. The third is that the product contains magnets at all—which means it should not be worn directly over a pacemaker or other implanted electronics, and that cards with a magnetic stripe should be kept away from it in your bag.

What can be established is that the solution is the usual one in the category: We-Vibe uses the same principle on the Moxie+, where a magnetic clamp is even included as a separate spare part in the package. Satisfyer does not list a spare magnet in its article list.

Sound level: “as quiet as a whisper” without a measurement

Satisfyer markets the Sexy Secret with the wording “quiet as a whisper” and describes the vibrations as feather-light yet powerful. The question is what that means in numbers, and there the answer has to be as honest as in the previous section: Satisfyer does not publish a measured decibel value for Sexy Secret, either on the product page or in the quick guide. We-Vibe does not either for Moxie+, which is marketed as whisper quiet without any stated figure.

That means the noise level can’t be compared between these two products based on published data. Neither manufacturer provides a number, and a number that shows up somewhere else is either missing a source or comes from someone’s own measurement under unknown conditions. Stating a decibel value without showing the distance, position, surface, and background noise level is, in practice, meaningless, because all four affect the result more than the difference between two products in the same class.

Two things can still be said. The first is that a portable product has an acoustic advantage that a handheld item doesn’t: it sits under a garment, and fabric dampens. The second is that the practical noise problem with this product category isn’t airborne sound but vibrations that travel through hard surfaces. Never place an operating product on a table or a seat cushion—the tabletop becomes a resonance box and amplifies the sound significantly more than the product itself makes.

Water resistance: what IPX7 actually means

Satisfyer lists the enclosure rating IPX7 for Sexy Secret. The classification comes from the international standard IEC 60529, which defines enclosure ratings for electrical equipment. The number 7 in the second position means that the product is tested for submersion in water to a depth of one meter for 30 minutes. The manufacturer draws the consequence on the product page itself: the product can be used in the shower and in the bathtub and can be cleaned with warm water and mild soap.

IPX7 vs “splash-proof” — the difference that matters

The difference versus a splash-proof product is greater than the wording suggests. Splash protection covers water droplets and, at best, water jets, but not submersion. Such a product can handle a damp cloth and possibly a shower, but not a bathtub, and it should not be held under running water—use common sense and be mindful of the buttons and the charging contact.

With IPX7, the entire product can be rinsed off without any special care. The fact that the charging contact is magnetic and consists of two poles on the surface, with no socket and no rubber plug, is a direct part of why the rating is possible: there simply is no opening in the housing through which water could get in. If a product has no IPX rating at all, treat it as not water-resistant—the absence of a rating is never a sign that the product is approved.

Cleaning, lubricant, and storage

Rinse the product in lukewarm water after each use and use an unperfumed soap or a cleaning agent intended for intimate products — the manufacturer states warm water and mild soap. Be especially careful with the seam around the button and around the two charging contacts, which are the only places where the surface is not completely smooth. Wipe with a clean towel and let it air-dry before putting the product away. No storage pouch is included according to the manufacturer’s item list, so put it in something of your own before it goes into a bag: silicone storage attracts dust and lint, and a surface that constantly has to be scrubbed clean wears out faster than one that only needs to be rinsed.

Use a water-based lubricant. Silicone-based lubricant should not be used on silicone products. Oily products such as coconut oil leave a film that is difficult to remove, and alcohol-based hand sanitizers dry out the surface. The quick guide also states a storage temperature between −5 and +60 degrees. That rules out boiling and dishwashing despite IPX7, and it also means the product should not be left in a car in the summer.

The quick guide includes two safety instructions that rarely appear in store texts. Remove piercings and jewelry in the intimate area before use, and do not use the product on irritated or damaged skin. Stop if it hurts or feels unpleasant, and stop using the product if it becomes unusually hot, gets damaged or deformed, or discolors. The last point is worth taking seriously for a product that stays close to the body for hours: discoloration is a sign that the material is starting to break down.

Battery and charging: 120 mAh and 60 minutes of operating time

Here is the product’s clearest limitation, and unlike the sound level and the number of programs, the manufacturer publishes the figures. The quick guide states a lithium-ion battery at 3.7 volts with a capacity of 120 milliampere-hours, a charging voltage of 5 volts, a maximum charging current of 80 milliampere, a charging time of approximately three hours, and a usage time of approximately 60 minutes.

How do you charge the Satisfyer Sexy Secret?

With the included magnetic USB charging cable. The cable attaches to the magnetic charging contact, which according to the manufacturer’s function graphic consists of two poles in the silicone surface, and it connects at the other end to a standard USB port. The interface is stated as USB in the quick guide and the charging voltage as 5 volts, which is the standard voltage of a USB port.

Magnetic charging is a trade-off, not a pure advantage. The advantage is that no opening in the housing is needed, which is a prerequisite for the IPX7 rating. The downside is that the cable is product-specific: if you lose the charging cable, no standard USB-C cable works, so you have to get a replacement. Satisfyer does, of course, have its own accessory category for USB charging cables in its store, but it’s still an extra order instead of a cable you already have in the box. That’s a real difference versus We-Vibe Moxie+, which, according to the manufacturer, charges via any USB port or USB adapter.

Three hours of charging for one hour of operation

If you calculate using the manufacturer’s own figures, the picture becomes clear. 120 milliampere-hours at 3.7 volts corresponds to about 0.44 watt-hours of stored energy. It’s a very small cell, and it provides about 60 minutes of operation. The charging time is about three hours. So the product charges three times as long as it runs.

That ratio is the worst among the models compared here. We-Vibe Moxie+ is listed for up to two hours of operation on 90 minutes of charging, meaning 0.75 hours of charging per hour of operation versus Sexy Secrets three. Satisfyer’s own Little Secret has exactly the same battery data—120 milliampere-hours, 3.7 volts, three hours of charging, 60 minutes of operation—so within the brand there’s no better path.

A note about the charging time belongs here, because it looks odd in the manufacturer’s own material. With a maximum charging current of 80 milliampere, a 120 milliampere-hour cell would theoretically be topped up in about an and a half hours. Yet the manufacturer still lists three hours, which suggests that charging is throttled toward the end of the cycle—normal and gentle for lithium-ion cells—but Satisfyer doesn’t explain the difference, and no information about how long a partial charge takes is published. Expect that a quick top-up before you go out gives significantly less than full operating time.

What generally applies to lithium-ion batteries also applies here: capacity drops with the number of charge cycles, and a 120 milliampere-hour cell that’s charged often reaches its cycle count sooner than a larger cell that’s charged less often. The battery is permanently installed, and Satisfyer’s warranty terms mean you can’t count on any help on the day the cell runs out—more about that further down.

Satisfyer Sexy Secret compared with the alternatives

Three comparisons are relevant: versus Satisfyer’s own masturbator with a remote control, versus Satisfyer’s portable model with an insert piece, and versus the category’s best-known premium product. All information below comes from each respective manufacturer’s own specifications, and all prices come from the stores’ product feeds on July 29, 2026.

Compared with Satisfyer Little Secret — 53 SEK for a physical remote control

Little Secret Connect App costs from 412 SEK, compared with Sexy Secrets 359, meaning 53 SEK more. The two are closer to each other than the names suggest: the same length at 85.7 millimeters, the same width at 39 millimeters, the same material of silicone and ABS plastic, the same IPX7, the same clitoral placement, the same magnetic solution, the same app support, and the same battery of 120 milliampere-hours with three hours of charging and 60 minutes of runtime.

There are three differences. Little Secret is 1.4 millimeters higher — 30.4 vs 29 millimeters — and 13.2 grams heavier, 53.5 grams vs 40.3. It is black instead of red. And above all: the package includes a separate remote control, which, according to the manufacturer’s quick guide, is powered by a CR2025 button-cell battery.

That makes the choice unusually easy to put into words. Do you want to be able to control the product without picking up your phone, or do you want to be able to hand over control to someone without handing over your phone? Little Secret is worth the extra 53 SEK. If you’re sure you’ll always use the app, Sexy Secret is cheaper, lighter, and thinner. At the same time, note that the button cell in the remote control is a consumable item that you can replace yourself.

Against Satisfyer Top Secret — another product, not a more expensive one

Top Secret Connect App costs from 394 SEK, meaning 35 SEK more than Sexy Secret. It is often mixed up with the other two Secret models in store texts, but the manufacturer’s own specification makes the difference unambiguous: Top Secret measures 110 × 88.5 × 43.5 millimeters, weighs 78.37 grams, and is listed for vaginal stimulation, not clitoral.

So it’s a portable model with an insert piece—almost twice as heavy as Sexy Secret and more than twice as wide. It shares the IPX7 rating, the material, and the app support, but it serves a different purpose. If you want both clitoral and vaginal stimulation in a portable product, you should look at Top Secret— but anyone looking for something as thin and unobtrusive as possible under clothes should not buy it, even though the price difference is only 35 SEK.

Against We-Vibe Moxie+ — 657 SEK and a completely different specification

We-Vibe Moxie+ costs from 1 016 SEK. Sexy Secret costs 359 SEK at the lowest, meaning 657 SEK less — Moxie+ is almost three times as expensive. Both are app-controlled panty vibrators with a magnetic attachment and an IPX7 rating, and both are practically the same length: 85 vs 85.7 millimeters.

According to We-Vibes’ own specification, the Moxie+ adds four concrete things. It’s slimmer: 23 millimeters versus 39, i.e. 16 millimeters less in width. It has double the operating time, up to two hours versus 60 minutes, on a 90-minute charge versus three hours. It charges via any USB port or USB adapter instead of with a product-specific magnetic cable. And the package includes a wireless remote control, a spare magnet, a storage pouch, and a lubricant sample—compared with only the charging cable from Satisfyer. We-Vibe also explicitly states that the silicone is free from phthalates and BPA and made without latex.

What the Sexy Secret adds is the price and the warranty. 359 SEK versus 1,016 is a difference that makes it possible to buy the Satisfyers, discover that you don’t like the product category, and still stay far below what a Moxie+ would have cost. And the warranty period is 15 years versus We-Vibe’s two—even if Satisfyer’s terms include an exception that makes that figure worth less than it sounds, which the warranty section goes through.

Price range: 359 to 729 SEK and eight stores with stock

Nine Swedish stores sell the item with EAN 4061504003351. The cheapest is Vuxen at 359 SEK, and the most expensive is Vuxenkul at 729 SEK. That’s a difference of 370 SEK, or 103 percent, for the exact same item number, same color, and same packaging. It’s the largest relative price spread in this comparison, and it doesn’t depend on any store selling a different variant.

The stock situation is unusually good: eight of nine stores had the product in stock during the price check. The only one that didn’t have it was Lustly at 369 SEK, which otherwise would have been the second-cheapest. That means the price comparison here is actually usable: the difference between the cheapest and the second-cheapest available store is 36 SEK, between Vuxen at 359 and Blush Me or SexleksakerOutlet at 395.

A comparison point belongs here too. Satisfyer sells the Sexy Secret Connect App itself in its Swedish web shop for 925.95 SEK. The cheapest Swedish store price is therefore 567 SEK below the manufacturer’s own—Vuxen’s price is 39 percent of what Satisfyer charges. Buying directly from the manufacturer doesn’t give you anything that the stores don’t give you: the warranty is the manufacturer’s and applies regardless of where you bought it, as long as you still have the receipt.

The prices in the table above are updated when the stores’ product feeds are updated, but always check the final price at checkout. In this price range, all nine stores are below most thresholds for free shipping, which means the shipping cost can eat up a large part of the 36 SEK that separates the two cheapest available stores. Calculate the total, not the product price.

Who is Satisfyer Sexy Secret for—and who isn’t?

It’s for you if you want to try a panty vibrator without spending four figures. 359 SEK is a price where a failed purchase doesn’t hurt, and the product category is hard to know in advance if you like it. It’s for you who want app control as the main feature—remote control, your own patterns, and vibrations that follow a playlist—rather than as a bonus. It’s for you who want the lightest of Satisfyer’s portable models, 40.3 grams, and for you who want to be able to rinse off the entire product under running water.

It’s not for you if you need more than one hour of operating time at a time. Sixty minutes are sixty minutes, and three hours of charging means a quick top-up between two occasions isn’t realistic. It’s not for you if you want a physical remote control in the package—in that case, Little Secret is the right model, for 53 SEK more. It’s not for you if you want it as narrow as possible under a thin garment, where We-Vibe Moxie+ is 16 millimeters narrower. And it’s not for you if you require a published sound level and a published number of programs before purchase, because Satisfyer does not disclose either for this model.

One last thing belongs in the decision, and it’s about what the product is actually designed for. Sexy Secret is a product that’s meant to be worn, not held. Someone who really wants a clitoral stimulator to use in their hand gets more for their money in a standard model—without a magnetic plate to lose, without dependence on an app, and most often with longer operating time. If, on the other hand, it’s the wearing aspect that appeals to you, this model is the cheapest way into the category among the four that are compared here.

Warranty, complaints, and right of withdrawal

Satisfyer offers a 15-year warranty, which is the longest warranty period in the entire product category and one of the most clear reasons to choose the brand. The terms are, however, more specific than the number suggests, and they deserve to be read before you factor them in.

According to the terms, the 15-year warranty period starts when the statutory warranty period in the buyer’s country no longer applies. The warranty covers material and manufacturing defects and the components that affect the product’s function. It does not cover changes to the outside due to normal wear and tear, and it does not cover damage caused by accidents, misuse, or carelessness. It ends if you try to open or take apart the product.

The most important exception, however, is another one—and it is decisive for this model in particular: the battery included in the scope of delivery is expressly excluded from the warranty. Sexy Secret is a product whose only consumable part is a permanently mounted lithium-ion battery of 120 milliampere-hours, and the battery is therefore also the component that most likely determines the product’s service life. The terms do not specify whether the exception refers to removable batteries or also the built-in one, but since the warranty also ends if the product is opened, it is hard to see how a battery replacement would be possible within the warranty. Expect that the fifteen-year warranty in practice protects against manufacturing defects, not against the cell losing capacity.

The practical process is also worth knowing. A warranty claim is sent together with the original receipt to Satisfyer’s return address in Bielefeld, Germany, and you pay the shipping yourself—the terms expressly state that shipping costs are not reimbursed. If it turns out that the fault is not covered by the warranty, you also cover the inspection costs. On a product that costs 359 SEK, that means a warranty claim can fairly quickly become unprofitable compared with buying a new one.

What always applies, on the other hand, are your statutory rights, and in practice they are more important here than the manufacturer’s warranty. Under konsumentköplagen, you have a three-year right to complain about defects in the goods, regardless of what the manufacturer promises, and you assert this against the store you bought from—not against Germany. In the case of distance selling, you also have a right of withdrawal for fourteen days under the lagen om distansavtal och avtal utanför affärslokaler. Be aware that, in practice, the right of withdrawal is limited for hygiene products that have been taken out of a sealed package; however, the right to complain in the event of defects applies at all times. If you have questions about what applies in your case, Konsumentverket guides you via Hallå konsument.